HOW TO BEAT THE
SLOTS
~Beating the casino slot machines is a
possibility but you'll have to sacrifice the excitement of getting a big hit.
Most slot players play for this reason, so, letting this go, will diminish your
casino fun considerably.
~Also, you'll have to have lots & lots
of disipline. So, if your only goal is to beat the slot machines, then
this very simple technique may be for you.
~Another aspect of this method is it is
extremely boring. So, it sounds like something that few would do or
try. Yes, this is the case.
~This is not a guarantee, but will raise
the probability of leaving the casino with more cash than you came with to
about 60%. Anything over 50% is considered likely in the eyes of a
statistician.
~To start off, you must adjust your
thinking. When you deposit $100 in a savings account at a 1%
annual rate, you will receive $1 in interest over the year. Nowadays,
a few percentage points of interest would be desirable. Most would go
bananas over a 10% interest rate (unheard of).
~So, if you bring $500 to a casino to play
the slots, would you accept a return of 5% on your money? 2%?
4%? or be greedy & only accept 10%. Well, if you will accept
10%, that means making $50 on your trip. However, most casino players
would not be satisfied with that amount...they want a biggie.
~Let's assume that you would be satisfied
with 10%. Then you must keep this figure in mind at every ticking moment
of your play. That means, inserting a $20 bill into a slot machine has a
cash out amount of $22. If you reach $22 or better at any time during your
play, you must cash out. Most players would not stop. They are after much
more & usually end up giving it all to the casino.
~So, in short, set your cash out limit at
10% for each machine you play. Some will take all of your money, but,
others will give you that amount (if only on a temporary basis). The
casino knows that players are greedy creatures & will seek more, so they
will lure you a bit. That way, the patrons will come back to the casino to
play. If they don't, chances are players will never return & go
elsewhere.
~So folks, that's it. Can you do
it? Most can't. Some will try, but the boredom will set in &
they will quit. Some are too greedy to stop. Others will not get the
high of the big hit & will not continue. So, it will take a very
special state of mind to stick with this procedure....can you? If you can,
you have a 60% chance (likely) of beating the casino
slots.
~Final note: It will be the rare
individual that will be able to stick to this though out his or her playing
time. The casino, by their nature, applies psychological techniques to
keep the ambiance festive. That way, this promotes a happy-go-lucky
attitude among its patrons.